T: Is for Toys

Toys For The World
(to the tune of "Joy To The World" by George F. Handel)

Toys for the world are made by kids
And not by elves at all!
We work them night and day
For very little pay.
And little tiny hands
Make all your fav'rite brands
That fill up the shelves in every shopping mall.

Toys for the world that Santa brings
So your sweet kids can play...
What's underneath your tree
Is our economy.
And all those girls and boys
Who make you're children's toys
Are not getting squat from us on Christmas Day!
They're not getting squat from us on Christmas Day!

Toy F.A.C.T.S. we don't face.

Lyrics by Felonius Ax
(aka Clifford J. Tasner)