C: Is for Cuisine and Cabaret!

With all the mortgage companies floundering on wall street, the $280,000.00 salary is sorely lacking. So, where's a broker to go, to drown his sorrows? Rick’s Cabaret in Midtown has the answer, a strip club lunch for a price fixed $10. It turns out that there may be many tasty delights to be had at Rick’s Cabaret. The pluses are numerous. The waitress are "hot and naked ( an excellent, great guy pick me up). You will get an amazing amount of quality food for $10 ( say what?). Choice of different entrees and desserts that will put you in a happy food coma. Option to sit comfortably on the 2nd or 3rd floor away from the stage and strippers (though I can’t imagine why??). Elevator access to the above floors that avoids the main attraction (again, why?) ? Did I mention the strippers are downstairs!!) The minus: obviously, there is the temptation that could easily make this runneth over the $10 price limit. When you enter Rick’s at 50 W 33rd St. (off 5th) you are offered a choice of seating. Option one is the ground floor- furnished with comfy armchairs and cocktail tables surrounding a red-lit main stage with mirrored walls and disco lights. Option two is a seat upstairs at the bar and lounge, set off from the attractions going on below (but includes a lovely lobster tank.) Drinks are ($8 bucks a pop) so you might go over the $10 price fixed lunch. The prix-fixe lunch includes soup or salad, entree and dessert. For the first course your choice is onion or barley soup and caesar salad. Entrees included a grilled sirloin steak sandwich, steak frites, strip steak, grilled shrimp salad, cheeseburger, grilled chicken club, salmon fillet, or jumbo lump crabcake sandwich. For $10, the salad, main course, and scenery would clearly be enough. But wait. There’s more. Dessert is included, and the offering of dessert options are a big and round apple crumble with vanilla ice cream; dark chocolate cake with drizzles of tangy raspberry puree; or a creamy cheesecake topped with plump blueberries, strawberries and whipped cream. Simply a hedonistic way to get all your desserts. A 3 course meal where lap-dances are just a part of the menu.

There is one more plus to the wall street crowd Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. Trades on the NASDAQ under RICK, ricks.com)

Now this is one tasty bail out and that is a F.A.C.T.